Yeah that's pretty much it...

blinkandyouwilldie:

stealatimelord:

donttouchthescarf:

Dear Mum,

I’m so sorry I couldn’t make it in time for Christmas. I miss you both so much.

Thing is, I got a little caught up in 18th century Italy. We met Giacomo Casanova. Yes, the one! We helped him escape prison. He didn’t really belong there anyway. Watching him and the Doctor interact was… interesting. Somehow they ended up betting on which of them could get Voltaire to reveal his real name. The Doctor lost. Now he owes him a chicken.

Oh, and you’ll never believe what I saw last week! Vogue is celebrating its 400th anniversary with an exhibit that includes hundreds of photos. And surprise, surprise, there you were! You looked so beautiful. You always do. You still haven’t told me why you quit that job.

How’s dad? Hug him for me, will you? Is he still considering getting a proper medical degree? Not that I don’t believe he could, but I don’t think he fits the job. He’s a nurturer, not a fixer.

I promise I’ll come visit soon. I’m just about to embark on a quick expedition to a library that occupies a whole planet. Can you imagine that? A planet sized library? I can barely picture it. It’s an archeologist’s playground, is what it is. Well, anyway, I swear I’ll come by after this. Just in time for your birthday, I think.

With love, always,

Melody

I was all like, oh this is cute, this is fine-…library? 

NOPE

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

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kouharens:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,

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• me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
• me: ew
• dad: what?
• me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
• dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
• me: what year was the model?
• dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
• me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
• dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
• me: why didn't you?
• dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
• me: that sucks.
• dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
• me: why not?
• dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
• me: what was his name?
• dad: john.

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pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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abstergo-inc:

lets-go-lesbos:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

usedtobeoneoftherottenoness:

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

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thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

• “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
• A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
• If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
• Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
• You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
• The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it. 

how fucking gross

Vile.

This planet needs some fumigation.

*vomits everywhere*

“created as a bit of fun” How is that fun?! This is just an enforcement of the idea that women are to be treated as the object of the male gaze. And fuck, I thought I’d never have to use that one class in Film & Media…

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